cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
A+ Viking dick
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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