two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize
