Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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