The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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