And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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