Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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