So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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