Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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