Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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