Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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