I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
As shirtless as possible
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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