Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
