How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
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