I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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