Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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