HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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