Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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