She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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