Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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