The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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