I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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