let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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