Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Shame - the story of my life.
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