whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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