so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
That reminds me...we need to get swords
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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