If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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