you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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