So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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