I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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