A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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