My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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