Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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