Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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