Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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