HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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