Kareoke will never be a sober sport
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Two words: blizzard sex
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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