I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
You need a sexual gate keeper
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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