everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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