i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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