you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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