Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
