oh god the rape fog is back!
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
