I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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