We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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