I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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