i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
jump out the window naked night went bad
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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