Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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