i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Come back. Shots need mouths.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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