you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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