i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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